This page is dedicated to Clean Jokes that you can share and enjoy with your families!
- get index cards.
- Fold index cards.
- Write family members name on the outside of each folded card.
- Write joke on inside top of index card in one color, and the answer on the bottom of index card in a different color.
- Show your family you have the jokes ready for them
- Hand them out to your family after they have begun eating.
Utilize this tool with your families. It will bring a lot of smiles and many other positive benefits.
Q: What kind of food do you eat while flying?
A: Plane Rice!
Q: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because, it got stuck in a crack!
Q: What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
Q: What is a dog’s favorite part of a tree?
A: The bark!
Q: When do you go on RED, and stop on GREEN?
A: When you eat a watermelon!
Q: Why can’t a turtle eat McDonald’s food?
A: Because, it is too slow for fast food!
Q: When do ducks wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with and an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: Did you hear about the guy that tore apart his Beatles album?
A: He wanted to break a record!
Q: Where do basketball players go for breakfast?
A: Dunkin’ Donuts!
Q: Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?
A: Because, he could never lie!
Q: What are a plumbers favorite pair of shoes?
Q: What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
A: Pop music!
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q: Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?
A: Because he wanted his quarter-back!
Q: What should you say to a solid, liquid, or gas when they are sad?
A: Whats the MATTER?
Q: What is a photographers favorite food ?
Q: What do you use to fix teeth?
Q: What is an alligators favorite drink?
Q: Why do people go on dates?
A: Because they cant go on months!
Q: Did you ever hear the joke about the maze?
A: Never mind, I would probably lose you!
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time!
Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock!
Q: Why couldn’t dracula’s wife fall asleep?
A: Because of his coffin!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll!
Q: Why did the girl sprinkle sugar on her pillow before she fell asleep?
A: So she could have sweet dreams!
Q: David’s father has 3 sons, their names are Snap Crackle and ………?
A: No, David!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?
A: To get some spare ribs!
Q: Why do cars smell?
A: Because they are full of gas!
Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: with a sea saw!
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!
Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car!
Q: Why don’t matches play baseball?
A: because after One strike, they’re out!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!
Q: What did the potato name his son?
Q: What kind of tunes do planets sing?
Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Q: What did the chef name is son?
Q: Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
Q: Why are parallel lines so sad?
A: Because they know they will never meet!
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints!
Q: It was a really emotional wedding, how emotional was it ?
A: So emotional that the cake was in tiers!
Q: What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything!
Q: I never make mistake…
A: I thought I did once; but I was wrong
Q: What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Q: What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall?
Q: Knock knock- who’s there?
A: Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!
Q: What goes “ha ha thump”?
A: A person laughing his head off.
Q: What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?
A: A knight light!
Q: Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?
A: They are making headlines!
Q: What kind of Shoes 👠 are made of banana 🍌 skins?
Q:Why do you salute a refrigerator?
A: Because it is General Electric!
Q: Why does a spider make a good baseball player?
A; Because it catches flies!
Q: what is full of holes but holds water?
A: A sponge!
Q:When are mice and rats 😔 unhappy?
A: When it’s raining cats & dogs!
Q:What ten-letter word starts with GAS?
Q:What is the difference between Donald Duck and an umbrella ?
A: You can shut an umbrella up!!!
Q: what three-letter word is a mousetrap?
Q: What has a head and a tail but no body?
A: A Coin !
Q: What has an eye but can not see?
A: A needle!